MOHAMMMAD IBRAHIM KAYANI

A boy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher: “Miss why did you send me a call?”
Teacher: “I didn’t.”
Boy: “Well my phone says I got a miss call.”

Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

If Olive Oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oils from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made from???

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees

because they are really good in it